Perhaps the seven wisest words ever uttered -- at least this century -- on how to eat:
Credits: Image generated using Talk Soup! Thank you to Janine of the UPPERCASE journal for posting about this fun typography tool.
I'm posting this later-than-usual in the day because my typing rate is about 10% of my normal. I'm using the "hunt-and-peck" keystroke method due to a midweek kitchen accident. Don't cringe or be concerned -- I still have all my digits. Let's just say I learned a hard and painful lesson that the concept of "slow" should extend to food preparation as well as eating.